Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Girl's definitions

Fine: Used to end an argument when they are right and then we should close our mouths.

Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means like a half hour in most cases.

Nevermind: There is something that she wants to say, but thought twice about telling you. Maybe its a test. To find out?

Nothing: This is like the calm before the storm. This really means “something” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘”Nothing“ could end in “Fine.”

Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Not an A-okay. Don’t do it. I repeat- Don’t do it.

Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are a dummy & wonders what the heck you were thinking. Or maybe she’s just bored. Crack a joke ;)

That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make. “That’s Okay” means maybe that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay, or apologize. haha

Thanks: Simply thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just-you’re welcome. :)

Whatever: Another way of her saying #@*! YOU!

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