LOL weirdo!

So today K took me to a restaurant and he said the funniest thing ever. He's like "This food sucks." I was like you brought us here. HAHA. And then he's like "You know what, next time I want you to cook for me. I bet it'll be 10x better than this shiet." I'm like but you haven't even tasted my cooking. He said "Whatever you cook, I'll eat it even if it gives me food poisoning." Aww...HAHA! I won't poison anyone. I promise. (: